I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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