I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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