What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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