You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
We have started to decorate penises.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
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