Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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