David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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