I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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