once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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