Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
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