in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
When did angry sex become our thing?
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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