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(773): View more from Illinois

I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.

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(707): View more from California

I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better

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(210): View more from Texas

masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.

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(803): View more from South Carolina

Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?

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(954): View more from Florida

thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.

(1-978): View more from Massachusetts

Wait until you see the roof.

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(479): View more from Arkansas

I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful

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(707): View more from California

I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.

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