I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I'm just crazy horny about you
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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