I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize
