no. you can't hotbox the world.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
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