have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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