another moral hangover. fuck.
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
Randomize