I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
They have beer where we have blood.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Randomize
