I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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