Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
im six kinds of drunk right now
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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