We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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