Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
well I can't set my house on fire every night
Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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