Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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