I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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