you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
3pm strippers are depressing
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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