I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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