question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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