Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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