You made me cry and you don't even care
More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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