are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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