wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
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