return my video game
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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