My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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