Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
Randomize