I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Randomize
