It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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