coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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