saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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