But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
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