I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
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