I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
I have already put on my inside pants.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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