The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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