okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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