So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
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