Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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