when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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