After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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