Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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