I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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