He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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