it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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