Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
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