you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
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