2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Randomize
