I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
The struggles of a small town man whore
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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