who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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